Halloween jokes

1. What does a monster call a girl who has three heads, nine eyes and six arms?

Cute!

2. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer

3. Knock knock! Who's there?

Boo!Boo Who?


4.How does a monster count to 11?

On his fingers.

5.What do you say to a 2-headed monster?

Hello, hello.

6.What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?

He had to give it back.

7.What is a zombie's favorite dessert?

Ladyfingers.

8.What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?

Five after one.

9.Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

10.Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

11.What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

12.Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

Because he was in need of a light snack

13.Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin!

14.What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

He was repossessed.

15.How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

16.What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

17.What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash

18.Why do Jack O' Lanterns have such silly looks on their faces?

You would too if you just had all your brains scooped out!